Stupid people

My dad has this idea, see. He says that everyone should be given three darts to keep in the car. Not scary, pointy darts, but little suction cup darts that say "dumbass" inside the suctiony part (his idea, not mine). The idea is that, while you're driving around, doin your own thing, if some car next to you or whatever does something really stupid, you can throw your dart at him. Then, the guy will know he's a dumbass. And also, whenever a cop is driving around and he sees some car with 5 or 6 little darts on it, he can just pull it over and give it a ticket for being stupid.

It's a good idea.

But I have a better one. I want those for the library. I come here to study, to concentrate. Because it's supposed to be quiet. And so I always go to somewhere where no one is anywhere near me. And today, for instance, this entire wall is empty of people. A girl comes and sits at the desk RIGHT next to mine. There are like 15 little cubicles on this wall, and she picks the one next to me. And she's talking on the phone. And not just once, she's gotten like 5 phone calls. Ok and then her friend came over to talk to her. WTF, mate. If I had a dart, I would so stick it up her nose.