Dude. When I grow up, I'm totally going to be an awesome old lady. I'm gonna wear the funniest clothes, and carry a HUGE ol purse! I'll dance around a lot, and everyone will think I'm waay funny. All the other old guys will hit on me cus I'll be hot stuff. I'm gonna wear those old people sneakers, with my socks half way up my calves.  And I'll have short, curly, white hair, like all old ladies. AND! I'll wear those half glasses around my neck on a little beaded chain! I'll have one of those comfy chairs in my house where I sit all day and watch tv, do the crossword in the paper, and nap. And I want lots of grandkids. They'll think I'm awesome. I'll teach them all sorts of crafty things to do, and they'll miss me when I'm gone. Will it be awesome? Stay tuned to my life to find out!