Tatu's an idiot. Take 20 of the best players in the entire league, and put them on a team together. Then give them Tatu as a coach and watch them lose 10-1 against a bunch of no-name Americans.

from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel...

Tozer Defends Tattooing Tatu's Team

Milwaukee Wave coach Keith Tozer is not apologizing for the way his U.S. team performed in the Major Indoor Soccer League All-Star Game on Sunday in St. Louis.

In fact, he's wondering what all the fuss is about. His team, helped by the performance of five Wave players, scored a 10-1 blowout victory over an International squad led by Dallas Sidekicks coach and indoor legend Tatu.

After the game, Tatu seemed to question the approach of the U.S. team.

"All-star games are showcases; they're about going up and down the field and scoring goals," Tatu said in a news conference. "This was too serious."

Time out: Too serious? Hi, my name is Tatu, I'm some pansy from Brazil who doesn't have a last name because I think I'm cool like Madonna or someone and I don't know how to coach a team. I don't want this to be serious. After all, soccer is such a silly sport. Wow.

And, on a sad side note, I'd like to brag that the one goal we did score was by Alebic, the one and only Sidekicks player to remain healthy enough to play. He's also a defender... On second thought, maybe he should have been defending instead...