One time, there was this girl named Ashley. She applied to college. Then one day she got this one acceptance letter. She was excited because she'd never been accepted to college before! So she had to call someone. Who? Her boyfriend! But he couldn't really talk right then. So she called her mother. But she was too busy driving and talking to Aunt Mary about Book Club. So she told her best friend online! But she was studying and stuff and had an away message up. So she called her Nana. And Nana talked to her on the phone for nearly an hour about everything under the sun, and was VERY excited about her being accepted to college. AND about the Sidekicks winning in front of 8,651 people and Sagu's goal. Now there's a good friend for you.