Hi. I think my house is haunted. "But it's brand new!" you might say to yourself. "Too bad!" I'll tell you! Because sometimes there are really loud banging noises. From the windows! And lots of times I hear phones ring, but not ours. And the alarm goes off when the ghost opens the mysterious Zone Six. So yes, sir. My house is haunted. The end.

And yay becuase Nick got a pretty new car!