Jets vs. Hot Air Balloons

If you could buy a jet or a hot air balloon, which would you buy?

Why jets are cool:
1) They fly
2) They're fast
3) They're big
4) You can put furniture and tvs and stuff inside
5) You can put flight attendants and pilots inside inside
6) People are impressed when you tell them you have one (like a limo)!
7) People make movies about jets but how many movies have you seen about hot air balloons?

Why hot air balloons are cool:
1) They float
2) They're quiet
3) You can land them almost anywhere
4) They're colorful
5) You can enter contests and festivals
6) Your ears don't pop
7) You're allowed to use your cell phone while youre onboard

Now, having pointed all of these out, I think I would rather have my own jet. Having a hot air balloon would be really cool, but you can't do much with it. You can't put your car inside and take it to italy, if it rains you get wet, and if the wind is blowing really hard I imagine it must be hard to steer. Also, I hate folding sheets and stuff, so I don't think folding up the big balloon would please me. And what if someone pops your balloon? A jet on the other hand I bet is pretty fun to fly, plus you can cross continents lickety-split. All and all a jet is more convienent to own, and probably more worth your money, even if they are more expensive. I guess it all comes down to would you rather float or fly? Yeah and I know number 7 on Jets was kind of a stretch, but it's a good point anyway.