Surveys Are Sometimes Fun

I had to edit out the bad questions that didn’t make any sense… and boy there were a lot of them

What's your name? Ashley, what’s yours?
Do you like your name?No, no I don’t.
How old are you? 16
If you could choose to be one age forever, what age would it be? I don’t wanna get stuck in time…
Do you like your parents? Not my mother…
Do you wish you could trade them in for a new pair? Just the one, usually.
Do you like boys? Oh, usually, but sometimes boys are icky.
Do you like girls? Not in that way, mister.
o you like cows? I used to have a cow calendar! And I have two framed pictures in my room of cows. Yellow frames, mind you.
Have you ever gone cow tipping? Not to my recollection.
Have you ever milked a cow? Tried once
Do you want to? Is this like a fetish?
Have you ever seen a two toed sloth? I don’t think so.
Have you ever seen one trying to mate? No, I’m pretty sure I haven’t.
Do people suck, or are they ok? On the most part, they’re pretty cool.
Are you an alien? No.
Do you believe in aliens? One mowed my lawn yesterday. Mexicans… Dad says the reason my house isn’t bricked yet is because they all went back to Mexico for the holidays.
What is a gramatere? Microsoft Word says that isn’t even a word…
Do you think I just made that word up? Oohh! Yes, I do!
Do you like animals? Yup, yup, yup
Would you sit in a kiddie pool full of green jello and whipped cream just for fun? Does jello stain my bathing suit?
If someone paid you 500 bucks, would you run through the mall naked? Are there people in the mall?
Do you have any really annoying younger siblings? no
Do people always say they're cute? no
Don't you hate that? I hate that you keep talking about the younger siblings that I don’t have
What did you eat for dinner? Popcorn, doofus.
Did you have dessert after? Nick
Would you drink a carrot, pickle, milk, salt and pepper, mayo, whipped cream, jello slushee? I love salt.
What if someone paid you 100 bucks to take a couple sips?100 bucks would buy a lot of crayons.
Do you think that society is just a bunch of phonies, and is totally hypocritical, and backwards, and just plain annoying? I’m part of society, and so are all of my friends, so I think I’d better watch what I say.
What did you do today? lunch, shopping, movie with popcorn
What are you doing tomorrow? Probably the same, just like every other day this week…
What would you say to Bill Clinton if you met him on the streets? Hey, look it’s Bill Clinton ::points::
If you could, would you live in space? I love space.
What do you think this world will be like in the year 2025? Not a whole lot different.
hat about 2050? A little different
Will you be dead by 2050? No, everyone knows I’m too cool to die.
What about your friends? Someone will get hit by a car by then, I’m sure. But if any of you overdose, I’m gonna be pretty pissed.
Would you live to the age 253 if you could? Nah, I’ll let someone else be cool Ashley
Do you like earth, or do you wish you could live on another planet? My own planet would be cool. Only cool people allowed.
Do you like nail polish? It’s pretty
What about nail polish remover? It smells bad
What's your mom's name? Kelly
Do you know her maiden name? Yup