Smart

Whoever invented blackmailing people was sooo smart. I mean, dude, it's so easy, and so fun, right? And it just about always works, if you know the right things! So for me, here's a list of the three smartest people in the whole universe! (Btw, I don't know a single one of their names...)

1. The guy who invented plastic
2. The guy who invented blackmailing people
3. The guy who invented you!
4. The guy who invented velcro (I know, that's four, but he's smart too!)

Trolls

Do you guys remember trolls? Those freakish wild haired freaks with gems for belly buttons and weird looking clothes...? Really, why did people like those? I'm not saying I didn't like them, I had a ton. Yet they were the coolest craze... I bet it was just some high profile personality said they were cute, so everyone had to have one all of the sudden. Famous people are always doing stuff like that. Wasting our money... What if you were poor and you spent your last few bucks on a troll because they were cool, but then when you got home you figured out they weren't cool afterall... Boy, you'd feel stupid then... Not only could you not afford to eat, but now you have to deal with a stupid troll with obnoxious hair.