The Very Essence

I have learned the deepest meaning behind the very essence of Ashley. The mean and nice spurts, the bad jokes, the good ones... The very soul.... of myself. Ashley is only mean so that people will appreciate her when she's not. It's like they say how you have to date a few of the wrong people before the right one so that you will know how much to appreciate the right person when they come. Well, if people only saw NiceAshley all the time, they wouldn't care. It'd just be NiceAshley, walking down the street. But instead what you get is UnpredictableAshley, who is much more interesting and fun to be around. Yeah, she can be mean, but she can be nice, too, and she's funny. So instead of having boring NiceAshley or really scary MeanAshley, you get a somewhat pleasant mix of the best of both worlds-- UnpredictableAshley. UA is my personal favorite because of her uniqueness. She is special, we've esptablished this much. Now let's move on to the less frequent yet ever present Ashleys.


Ashley Numbero Uno: the almost never appearing PMSAshley. PMSAshley doesn't rear her ugly head very often, but when she does, watch out, she takes no prisoners. Btw, I have just been informed that PMSAshley thinks she's good at hiding it. Please, leave an example if you believe she has assaulted you.

Ashley Nummer Twei: OverExcitedAndHyperAshley. OEAHA doesn't appear too much either, not in her strongest form, but she exists much more often than PMSAshley. She's much more fun to be around than PMSA, also, because of her spastic and bubbly personality.

Ashley Number Three (I don't know another launguage): SadAshley. Hopefull SadAshley doesn't hang around too much, but when she does come, she tends to stick around for a while. She's well, sad, and people don't like her so much.

The Next Ashley: FunnyAshley. You know her, she's the one that comes to the party with 8 clean jokes down pat and some dirty ones just for kicks. She can teach you to dance in a minute and make you laugh in an instant. But she just can't be serious. Or Quiet. Or normal

Ashley Number 5: TiredAshley. SleepyAshley. ExhaustedAshley. This Ashley is around a lot. She is quiet, kind of sits back and watches things go on around her. She doesn't fidget much and yawns often. Seen after pulling all-nighters on aim.

Ashley Number SIX: NormalAshley. That's right, I said normal. This is the Ashley that you don't really notice. She blends, and you don't really remember when she came or left. She doesn't steal the spotlight or follow the crowd, she just is.


Alright, I've just named many different kinds of Ashley's. No really, I have. Like, nine of them. And it all started when I was playing minesweeper (I won by the way, advanced, 99 bombs in 250 seconds, beat my old record) and I realized how mean I was sometimes but how nice I could be. Now you know why. You know how my brain works. Don't abuse this information. It could be your best friend. So could I.