Siamese Twins

Ok let's say you have a siamese twin. Ok so you're ok with that, whatever, you guys get along ok, but it was really hard to get a job. But you guys are great, you get one anyway! Do you get paid for one or two people? What about if you go to a movie or something? It seems like you should have to buy two tickets, because you have two butts so you take up two seats, but if you only get one salary, is that really fair that you get paid half us much but pay twice as much? Cus that would suck. Stink. Be bad. Hey but what if one of you is a girl and one is a guy and you want to take each other to prom, but you only buy one ticket. Can they only let one of you in? That would be... hard to do.