Colors and Smells

I think every color has a smell that goes with it. Like red smells like cherry, and brown smells bad, and green smells nature-y. It's just the way things work, at least for me. Because, you see, if I'm sitting in a class and I see a color, I get a smell in my head. No, I don't actually smell the smell, but I think about the smell that I automatically associate with that color. By the way, blue is my favorite smell.

When Anne told me they were repainting the tech classroom's blue wall red, I was upset. In fact, I've been kinda sad about it all day! That room always had such a good mind smell, but red is a much tackier mind smell. Especially if the wall is being painted by a bunch of kids who are really dumb. No offense to Anne, but besides her I don't know a smart person in that class. Period. This one kid really had to pee, and he hated Mr. Wilson because he wouldn't let him go to the bathroom, so he peed on a couch, then Mr. Wilson told them to move that couch into the classroom, and they did, and the kid that peep on it sat on it. In the same spot. Within half an hour. And he's really stupid cus he got wet... with pee. And he's stupid.

See, stuff like that makes yellow's mind smell bad. Purple is a flowery floral pretty mind smell. White doesn't really have a smell, it's just a clean smell thought. Orange is citrusy. Sometimes. Of course, all this is subject to the mood I'm in. If I'm sad or mad or tired, all this could suddenly change, without warning to you. So the next time you wear blue expecting me to comment on how good you smell, be prepared for me to tell you I stink. That, or you could just all go out and buy Jovan Musk for Men at any local Target or other fine stores and I will love you forever. You could be Mr. Mason and I'd still hang out with you. No, you couldn't be Mr. Garret. Sorry. Except I'm not. I bet that man sat in his own pee, too.