I'm normally not very excited at the start of school. I like to buy school supplies, but that's about it. This year is different though. I didn't really spend much time school supply shooping, and with the help of coupons, only spent 3 bucks. But I actually like school this year. I think it's because I'm more relaxed than normal. Usually, school is so stressful it just sucks. But this year is nice. I like it!

Basically I have a problem sleeping at night and no problem sleeping during the day, so it sucks.

I was thinking about college essays today, and I have no idea what to write about, but I know I should probably get started pretty soon right? So I got to thinking, which I know is rare enough to start with, and maybe I ought to save all my brain power for thinking about important stuff, like when I have tests, but I thought maybe this would be a good idea.

What if, instead of writing an essay, that is, making one up completely from scratch and taking forever and being boring, what if I just turned a blog entry into something gramatically correct and sent it in?

I know you're thinking I'm crazy, but they say your college essay is supposed to be something that describes your personality, and something that is creative and will stick out to the reader's mind, yet still pertain to your life. Well, my blog is my most/only creative thing I ever do, and the old entries are good and you know it. Plus, if it doesn't mean anything to me, I don't write it.

So think of it: at my fingertips are maybe 100 possible college essays, and I don't even have to make one up, all I have to do is find the good one and edit it for content. Tell me what you think, I've narrowed it down to 4 not in this order (look em up in the archives if you want to know my best ever work): Cheeseburger in Paradise [9/15/2002]; My Fred Period (parts I & II) [9/7/2002 & 9/8/2002]; Dad [12/27/2002]; and Untitled (parts I & II) [7/26/2003 & 7/27/2003]. I will have to edit them though, becuase they're all over 500 words. Humph. Wonder how long Boris' would be...

Funny song for now: (It's not that long, it's really funny so read one of my blogs for once!)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I Had $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard.
If I Had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
If I Had $1000000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there.
(Wouldn't that be fabulous)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I Had $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I Had $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I Had $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
(But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we'd just eat more.
And buy really expensive ketchup with it.
That's right, all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup. Mmmmmm.)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
I'd be rich.